so much of this is actually true, it’s ridiculous. especially numbers 9, 21, 25, 43, 44, and 45, but i think my favorite is #42. everything worth knowing does leave a scar, or else you would forget it too easily. some things leave bruises, but those fade until you make the same mistake again, and then possibly again. sometimes you break, but you will heal, but it might still leave a scar. i’m not saying it’s pretty, but i’m sure it’s worth it in the end. how am i sure? well, imagine that it’s not, and then try to live.
“‘Serts are what I call desserts. ‘Tre-tres are entrees. I call sandwiches: sannies, samdoozles, Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are Cool Blasterz with a z, I don’t know where that came from. I call cakes, big ol’ cookies. I call noodles: long ass rice. Fried chicken is fry fry chicky chick….